she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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