I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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