Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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