He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
the raccoons are back...
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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