I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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