How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
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he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
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Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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