there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
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