stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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