I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
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First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
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It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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