she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
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Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
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Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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