im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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