Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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