Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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