she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
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I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
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We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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