is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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