apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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