There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
you would pick up someone in the library
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
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I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
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No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
She's not a foreskin expert like you
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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