I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
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By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
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Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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