Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
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Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
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well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
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