you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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