The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
