he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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