I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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