I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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