I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
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What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
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She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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