Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Randomize
