I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Randomize
