if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
he shaved USA in his pubs
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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