We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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