no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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