Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
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I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
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Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is