when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
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she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
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I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀