My hair reeks of homosexuality.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
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