And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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