I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
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