Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Brb crying the tears of my youth
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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