So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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