There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
i now understand why vodka
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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