her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
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WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
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Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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