Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
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Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
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Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
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