we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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