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I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
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There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
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I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
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