listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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