so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
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you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
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I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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