Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
splinters make it hard to masturbate
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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