Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
So I just went to clothing optional bar
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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