you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.