your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit