I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
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I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
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A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.