Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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