ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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