normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
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so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
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Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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