stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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