All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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