I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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