no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
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Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
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We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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