love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
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She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
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dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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