im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
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you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
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And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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